He was booted in 2013. Someone had to have made a special request to dig him up.

Grab a coffee, sit back, read and giggle. #ElonMusk #TwitterLayoffs

FAFO, bitch. (May have uploaded out of order, but should be easy to parse.)

Complete aside in the #Kanye saga. Chris Paul took a stray from Ye about Kim and the commentary is pretty hilarious. I really honk snorted on this one though:

Kanye got a 12 hour lock for posting a Nazi symbol.

He got a #Twitter account suspension for posting this picture of #ElonMusk.

Free speech, baby. Unless the free speech decider doesn't like it.

(Not endorsing or supporting Ye in any way, just fascinated by all the new content moderation "policies".)

2018, y'all. Lots of folks should have listened then, it seems.

This is FAKE. Not real. FAKE. Tim Cook did NOT #tweet this at #ElonMusk.

But, still hysterical. 🤣😂🤣

Apple is worth over $2.5 trillion.
Alphabet is worth just under $1 trillion.

#ElonMusk is worth under $200 billion.

He's not broke, but he's not Apple or Alphabet.

White House decorations and tree, 2022

Hmm... the plot thickens. Someone told Clyde he couldn't have his way. (multiple screenshots)

He thinks Apple cares about one of his incel and bot polls. 🤣😂🤣

Know what? Tim Cook is an actual CEO, not a toddler tossing a tantrum. I don't expect this is going to go the way the Edgelord thinks. I expect the conversation at Apple isn't if they pull the app from the store, but when.

I presume there will be a pre-screening for ability to read? #Politics

Covid test negative. Twice. Yes, I was still sick as hell. No, it doesn't always have to be covid to be really damned nasty. We were in all sorts of places after Mr. Cosmic's surgery, with varying degrees of mask wearing.

Just do the world, your family, and yourself a favor. Mask up. It's good for a lot of winter crud, not just covid. Thanks!

#Covid #MasksUp #GetVaccinated

TIL there are Certified Playground Safety Inspectors. I feel like this entire career path was invented by the survivors of the metal and asphalt in the blazing sun playgrounds.

Mmmm....

Deadbeat billionaire. #ElonMusk #Twitter

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/22/technology/elon-musk-twitter-cost-cutting.html

How did I miss jellyfish lava lamp cat fascinators? TAKE MY MONEY!

Today is probably going to be a rollercoaster, but that week looks HORRIBLE! Hehe. #Tesla #ElonMusk

Also seeing this. Luckily, I am a heavy list user, so I can get the stuff I'm looking for, but...

My top trending news topics on #Twitter are all #Cryptocurrency related. My recommended follows are all dudes with more numbers than letters in their handles with NFT profile pics and $8chan checkmarks. Driving more and more disinterest. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I was seeing this on multiple accounts yesterday and figured it was me before I realized #Twitter was starting to slow break. Tonight I saw this.