In the last two weeks I've had people who barely Google ask me what's going on with The Bird. I was trying to think of pop culture events that had such a cultural ripple. First one that came to mind:
No, #ElonMusk is not the biggest sperm bank in tech - John McAfee is ahead of him by dozens of children.
But... ICK!!!!
This is The Magnificent Bastard in his favorite position, cutting off my circulation. I've had a lot of cats over the years, but he's the special one.
When I went to the cat shelter (cage free) after losing my boy Sumi, he ran across the room to jump in my lap. Cosmic Jr. made me leave to "think about it", the next night he did the same thing, but fixed me with a look of irritation at not taking him home the night before.
I'm presuming Thanksgiving is cancelled in Birdland. #Twitter
He also announced in the same thread as a response to some verified dudebro that verified legacy blue checks would be removed.
The FTC must be delighted that he's documenting all these changes for them.
This is a Sr. Director of Engineering. I didn't get this from Twitter, I got this from LinkedIn.
It's really not good when LinkedIn posts aren't humble bragging or kissing company ass.
Word has it this "manager" makes seven figures. Apparently for his pucker and lick.
How off the chain is #Twitter? This *is* the Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources.
Nothing like being dragged by a fish and wildlife account. π
For the Record, Dubya and Tony aren't tweeting about killing Iraqis either. #FakeTweet
These tweets stayed up at least 9-10 hours. Hell, may still be there. The gaming category was... something.
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