It reminds me of my first girlfriend when I was a kid. Her father was a commercial director and I was over at their house to watch Return of the Jedi. He was working on a regional Subway commercial in the kitchen and just frying bacon to get a few perfect slices. So we ate probably a kg of bacon over the course of the movie as he kept bringing us “the losers” that didn’t look nice haha.

We’re doing a photo shoot for our new menu today. These are always weird because you need to do a bunch of stuff you normally would never do to food in order to get a good picture.

@sarcasmsign it’s so weird you just have to watch it all again. Alternatively, I recommend every Ferengi episode of Deep Space Nine. I do that at least once a year.

@sarcasmsign doom patrol?

@duglop as a person who has an older brother, and as an older brother myself, I’ve got to tell you that pet food is 100% edible because that’s why we feed it to pets haha

@TheComicHunter yeah, but I’m a weirdo where I’m really just more interested in art and stories instead of the collectible objects part haha

@Meekspees no no, you’re supposed to inject the godsmack into your mudvayne

@Agatha PORTSMOUTH https://youtu.be/TJsIEOxkUik

@thegamerauthor people only a little bit younger than me don’t pirate anything. They literally just shrug their shoulders, say “I don’t have [streaming service]” and that’s the end of it for them. Not even public library or free in a browser stuff.

@duglop that’s what I do when I do reruns, just do a bunch of episodes from the four.

@DMArt55555 that’s a great old Chuck Klosterman question: pretend you’re the editor of a major newspaper. You receive two stories on the same day. The first story is that the Loch Ness Monster is 100% confirmed real. The other story is that the President might have cancer, but test haven’t confirmed it yet. Which story do you run on the front page tomorrow?

@Apocryphiliac just one second, what about Lord Kinbote? Who the hell was Lord Kinbote?