CUT MY GLOVE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY DAVENPORT
FUCK A CUSHION
NO COVER
DON'T NEED A GIRL CAUSE THE SOFA'S MY LOVER
--Papa Couch

🎶MY MIND'S TELLING ME NO🎶

🎶BUT MY BODY🎶

🎶IS ALSO TELLING ME NO🎶

imagine you regularly go to your favorite ice cream shop for their amazing 7-layer sundaes. they start tinkering with the recipe but it's still good.

one day you show up & they hand you a bowl of just sprinkles.

"wtf is this?" you say.

"we decided to focus on selling the individual ingredients instead of whole sundaes. enjoy!" they say.

you try to warn the next customer but they call YOU the asshole because "sundaes are forever! support all the ingredients!"

this has been a BTS metaphor.

even the MAGA FAFO content is a lie

lol in what alternate timeline did we prevent a red wave? we lost FOUR fucking Senate seats.

I just want to live in a society that isn't constantly expecting me to be drunk or high...

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the best part is he already resigned from Congress so now he's completely jobless 😂 good things can still happen!

[endless screaming]

economy my ass, this is pure pick-me behavior. nobody who actually cares about the economy and has two brain cells to rub together supports the economic wrecking ball that is Trump.

it is simply that he hates the same other groups those voters hate and they think if they join his team he'll give their group (or just them individually) a pass. "yeah he thinks all Latinos are criminals but he also hates women and I hate women! he won't deport me if I vote for him!"

anybody looking to escape a fascist leader by moving to a country with a fascist leader will get what their dumb asses pay for

leopards eating faces all over the world

fuck you and your too-little-too-late performative activism, BERNARD

hello, giant meteor? are you there? when will you get here? how much longer must I wait?

shut the entire fuck up, it was sexism. stop trying to make it about anything but sexism.

pretty sure the golden rule pre-dates the Bible, and what does Moses have to do with any of this? will you be including parables from other religious texts that impart moral lessons? of course not. if you can't figure out how to teach this shit in a secular way, then leave it to the parents. I'm not brainwashing my kids to believe in Invisible Wrathful Sky Daddy and I don't need religion to teach them to be good people.

does he though? cause we've already got one as president and another one as AG.

HE👏 SAID👏 HE👏 WAS👏 GONNA👏