Okay. Okay. All right. Settle down. I'll do it.
I'll run Twitter.
@Stonekettle That would honestly be such a huge relief.
@Stonekettle I need a nice pay check too you know. I'll run Twitter.
@MrGoat I would make a new account to vote for you. Start a poll.
@zenmudprod @Stonekettle
You won me at pizza!
@Stonekettle Three basic rules, if I were running it.
1: No Hate Speech or incitement to violence.
2: No revenge porn or posting of underage children in sexual situations
3: No Kardashians
@Stonekettle You've got my vote.
@Stonekettle
YAY Beagles and Hummingbirds FTW!😂
@Stonekettle I would come back for that.
@Stonekettle Your quota of hate mail (already apocalyptic) is going to go through the roof.
@TwiHusband Like @Stonekettle actually CARES about that.
@buffalocharging Just sayin'. 😏
@Stonekettle The only positive thing I can say about that is it'd be a better gig than President, but that's definitely damning with faint praise.
@Stonekettle
I think your electric cat could run Twitter.
I would pay $8 for that...
@Stonekettle we were all hoping. :)
@Stonekettle Wait... hold on... did you at least run a poll?