Well, it's #CoSoAfterDark somewhere, so...
Folks, what's your favourite euphemism for any of the contents of our scanties?*
Yes, yes, I'm talking about our 🍆s, 🍑s, and 🍒s. Positive euphemisms preferred, rather than terms you'd hurl at someone in a fight, but I'm more curious about range and regional quirks.
(And if your favourite euphemism isn't "cash and prizes", why not? 😉)
@MLClark
Family jewels
Mini-me
Mister happy
Meat and two veg
Lady garden
I presume you've noticed how few there are for the female genitals in comparison to the boys?
Oh, no, the vulva-ful are just being a little more discreet, but we know all about our
Hoohas
Foo foos
Cha chas
Cookies
Honeypots
Vajayjays
Minges
Snatches
Fannies
Beavers (with pelts!)
Flowers
Muffs
Clamshells
Coochies
Pink tacos
Lady gardens
Love tunnels
Sword sheaths (okay, that's just the original meaning of "vagina")
And a personal favourite...
Penis fly traps 🙃
@MLClark I have a couple that aren't on your list, but I'd prefer not to be too indelicate...and they are. @stueytheround
Can't be worse than when classic gay sex columnist Dan Savage once described a vulva as "a canned ham dropped from a great height"! 😂
@stueytheround @MLClark @Ironworker229
#dammitstuey when ever I visited my grandmother she always had a bottle of prune juice in the fridge.
@Kurtroedeger Oh hell! I hadn't even *considered* the thought of prune juice! I'm so sorry but also dying laughing! 🤣🤣🤣 @MLClark @Ironworker229
@stueytheround @MLClark @Ironworker229
As a kid, I loved juice. But my grandmother would never share her prune juice.
@Kurtroedeger Prune juice is medicine and by Jiminy it works, too! @MLClark @Ironworker229
@stueytheround @MLClark @Ironworker229
Well, the next time you're visiting the little man in the boat, I hope you think of my grandmother. Because now I'm pretty much guaranteed to 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Aww. Isn't it sweet that she had a crotch coach on the shitter? :) We should all be so lucky.
@MLClark @stueytheround @Ironworker229
Cooch coach could be the next big thing
@MLClark Oh, very well. In the interest of broadening your available vocab for writing development. The more good-natured of the 3 is:
"Clit canoe"
Less so:
"Gash" (frequently used in conjunction with "raging", adapted from a '90's punk band)
"Axe wound"
I warned you...
@Ironworker229 Axe wound is interesting inasmuchas male Royal Navy officers I know used to refer to female officers as "Axe Wings" 😱
Gash used to be quite common but I don't hear it now. Clit canoe is wonderfully fun!
@MLClark
Ha! I didn't include negative terms (twat, axe wound, etc.) in my list because my request was for the more positive ones, but rest assured, they aren't new to me! ;) Feminized people grow up being told all kinds of spectacular(ly bad) things about our bodies, so the list of ugly terms is long!
Buuuut... I'm a Canadian who's never heard "clit canoe". 🤯 You'd think that would be more of a popular choice up north!
Thanks for the laugh, Ironworker! Language is fun!
@MLClark Working backwards...YVW! Shocking that we may not travel in the same linguistic circles, Lol! I may have not perfectly understood the assignment, sorry if I was insensitive.
@stueytheround
No delicate flowers here! :) Glad to have a full range of terms in attendance now.
@MLClark I've known girls call it their kebab.
Also once heard a girl in the toilet (night club. everybody just shared!) say to another "Come on Jackie! Wipe yer prune!"
@Ironworker229