Well, it's #CoSoAfterDark somewhere, so...
Folks, what's your favourite euphemism for any of the contents of our scanties?*
Yes, yes, I'm talking about our πs, πs, and πs. Positive euphemisms preferred, rather than terms you'd hurl at someone in a fight, but I'm more curious about range and regional quirks.
(And if your favourite euphemism isn't "cash and prizes", why not? π)
@MLClark
Family jewels
Mini-me
Mister happy
Meat and two veg
Lady garden
I presume you've noticed how few there are for the female genitals in comparison to the boys?
Oh, no, the vulva-ful are just being a little more discreet, but we know all about our
Hoohas
Foo foos
Cha chas
Cookies
Honeypots
Vajayjays
Minges
Snatches
Fannies
Beavers (with pelts!)
Flowers
Muffs
Clamshells
Coochies
Pink tacos
Lady gardens
Love tunnels
Sword sheaths (okay, that's just the original meaning of "vagina")
And a personal favourite...
Penis fly traps π
@MLClark I have a couple that aren't on your list, but I'd prefer not to be too indelicate...and they are. @stueytheround
Can't be worse than when classic gay sex columnist Dan Savage once described a vulva as "a canned ham dropped from a great height"! π
Ha! I didn't include negative terms (twat, axe wound, etc.) in my list because my request was for the more positive ones, but rest assured, they aren't new to me! ;) Feminized people grow up being told all kinds of spectacular(ly bad) things about our bodies, so the list of ugly terms is long!
Buuuut... I'm a Canadian who's never heard "clit canoe". π€― You'd think that would be more of a popular choice up north!
Thanks for the laugh, Ironworker! Language is fun!
No delicate flowers here! :) Glad to have a full range of terms in attendance now.
@MLClark Working backwards...YVW! Shocking that we may not travel in the same linguistic circles, Lol! I may have not perfectly understood the assignment, sorry if I was insensitive.
@stueytheround