Well, it's #CoSoAfterDark somewhere, so...

#RandomQuestions

Folks, what's your favourite euphemism for any of the contents of our scanties?*

Yes, yes, I'm talking about our 🍆s, 🍑s, and 🍒s. Positive euphemisms preferred, rather than terms you'd hurl at someone in a fight, but I'm more curious about range and regional quirks.

(And if your favourite euphemism isn't "cash and prizes", why not? 😉)

@MLClark
Family jewels
Mini-me
Mister happy
Meat and two veg

Lady garden

I presume you've noticed how few there are for the female genitals in comparison to the boys?

@stueytheround

Oh, no, the vulva-ful are just being a little more discreet, but we know all about our

Hoohas
Foo foos
Cha chas
Cookies
Honeypots
Vajayjays
Minges
Snatches
Fannies
Beavers (with pelts!)
Flowers
Muffs
Clamshells
Coochies
Pink tacos
Lady gardens
Love tunnels
Sword sheaths (okay, that's just the original meaning of "vagina")

And a personal favourite...

Penis fly traps 🙃

#CoSoAfterDark

@MLClark I have a couple that aren't on your list, but I'd prefer not to be too indelicate...and they are. @stueytheround

@Ironworker229 @stueytheround

Can't be worse than when classic gay sex columnist Dan Savage once described a vulva as "a canned ham dropped from a great height"! 😂

@MLClark Oh, very well. In the interest of broadening your available vocab for writing development. The more good-natured of the 3 is:
"Clit canoe"
Less so:
"Gash" (frequently used in conjunction with "raging", adapted from a '90's punk band)
"Axe wound"

I warned you...

@stueytheround

@Ironworker229 @stueytheround

Ha! I didn't include negative terms (twat, axe wound, etc.) in my list because my request was for the more positive ones, but rest assured, they aren't new to me! ;) Feminized people grow up being told all kinds of spectacular(ly bad) things about our bodies, so the list of ugly terms is long!

Buuuut... I'm a Canadian who's never heard "clit canoe". 🤯 You'd think that would be more of a popular choice up north!

Thanks for the laugh, Ironworker! Language is fun!