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Wahoo!!!

I passed the exam.

Now Chesapeake Bay Landscape Professional Certified!

@Kurtroedeger So what the full alphapet soup looking like?

Kurt C. Monster....?

@Notokay @Kurtroedeger
Now, you need a different type of cookie for every letter as a celebration!

11 cookies!

@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger Well, perhaps 11 to start, but 26 in fact, since you'd have to make the entire alphabet after having finally located the cookie cutters and made the full batch of dough! 😂

@Fiikus_goddess @Notokay

That sounds like a plan. What kind are you baking me? 🤤

@Fiikus_goddess @Notokay

That's one kind. You said 11 kinds of cookie.

Keep going 😏🤤😏🤤

@Kurtroedeger @Notokay

Cranberry and white chocolate!

I'm not revealing everything at once! Where's the fun in that?

@Fiikus_goddess @Notokay

::grumble grumble::
rotten-little-cheese-puff-hobbit-cookie-teasing-me
::grumble grumble::

@Fiikus_goddess @Notokay

Finish the list or I'll feed you to Smaug. 😡 Him and me are cousins.

@stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @Notokay

He's fine. Just had a bit of rehab
Don't believe everything those hobbits tell you they are ironically full of tall tales

@Fiikus_goddess @stueytheround @Notokay

We don't fib. We just experience the multitude of realities and things get fuzzy sometimes. It's more than your tiny little Hobbit mind can comprehend.

@Fiikus_goddess @Notokay

That's healthy, doesn't count. Technically a cookie, but these are reward cookies so doesn't count.

@evistre @Fiikus_goddess @Notokay

I'll take 'em. But fiikus still owes me all 11 kinds she promised.

@stueytheround @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @evistre I go away for a few hours to do, you know, work, and return to find out that perfectly chaste alphabet cookies have been turned into eleven flavors of . Ya'all need supervision! SMH.

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OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE 💣 💥 🔥

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@PurpleDragon

I think I want one now completely unrelated to my industry so people I work among have to ask what it is.

Like Certified Organic Ox-wool Knitting Industry Expert.

@PurpleDragon

I wear my NOMLORD qualification proudly
::pats belly::

@Kurtroedeger Oh how exciting! Chesapeake Bay, watch out! I can't wait to see what you do.

@Kurtroedeger

But are you *Old Bay* certified?

(But seriously, congratulations! Very cool.)

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