Among the many things on my schedule today is enjoying the release of my latest anthology, "United We Stand".

https://www.chattanoogapulse.com/arts_entertainment/the-written-word/could-you-survive-a-zombie-apocalypse-john-ringo-and-gary-po/

Question of the Day: What's your favorite thing to cook?

#QuestionOfTheDay
#CoSoCooking

Who says mornings have to be humorless? 😎

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

I think I found the perfect socks for my wife. 🐱 😎

I need to find a hobby that doesn’t include eating or buying things.

"Well... I didn't expect to see that."

Question of the Day: What would you want your last words to be?

#QuestionOfTheDay

And what is wrong with you people who are voting for oatmeal?

The donuts in question:

Quick question: How many donuts should I have for breakfast?

I just learned that John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt was wanted for multiple counts of identity theft.

A POEM FOR MORNINGS

Coffee, coffee, coffee.
Coffee.
Coffee, coffee.
Everyone be quiet
Until I've had my
Coffee.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Question of the Day: What is the worst song to get stuck in your head?

#QuestionOfTheDay

When I was a kid, I had to be really careful not to curse around adults. Now, as an adult, I have to be really careful not to curse around kids.

Besides, they probably know better curse words and I don't want to embarrass myself by being old fashioned in my cursing.

If you ever want to know what I'm like before I have my first cup of coffee, well... I asked my AI assistant to come up with a visual.

Yep... seems about right. ☕

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

If Crunch Berries aren't considered fresh fruit I don't think this diet is going to work out.

My weakness has always been potato chips. And no, I cannot eat just one.

Question of the Day: What's your favorite snack food?

#QuestionOfTheDay

Me: "My FTP login isn't working anymore."

IT Support: "We never enabled FTP access on that server."

Me: "I've been using FTP to update that site for the past five years."

IT Support: "We never enabled FTP access on that server."

Me: "Here's a screencap of my FTP settings and log of past usage."

IT Support: (long pause) "Oh, *that* server."

Note to all IT people: not everyone you deal with is clueless. Some of us, in fact, know as much (if not more) about IT than you do.

Apparently ankle socks are no longer "in", at least according to the Gen Z kids. Which doesn't bother me, as I still like rocking the black socks and sandals look. That's still cool, right?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ankle-socks-are-out