Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
There's nothing quite like that first sip of coffee in the morning.
If you hear me say, "mahna mahna" and don't respond with "Doo DOO, doo DOO doo," you cannot be my friend.
I just turned my keyboard upside down and shook it over my desk and now I don't have to go grocery shopping for at least two weeks.
Well well well... looks like Friday is finally here.
Some days you just have to fill the tub with Skittles and pretend to be Godzilla in a ball pit.
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Showers are just big sinks, and we're the dishes.
“We are the knights who shop at Walmart. Can someone tell us where the shrubberies are?”
Just got back from the doc. Threw out my back and my left shoulder doing yardwork.
Think it might be time to hire a yard service. Getting old sucks sometimes.
And speaking of the yard, my azaleas are blooming. In November. Plants are weird.
There are two rules for success.... 1) Never reveal everything you know. 2)
To avoid conversations at work, always walk with purpose and a toilet plunger
Woke us this morning to an epiphany: I need a new hobby.
Basically, several of my current hobbies just aren't as interesting/entertaining to me anymore (that was the actual epiphany).
Now I just have to figure out what the new hobby should be.
Also, I need coffee.
"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more than any English teacher ever did.
If you wrote "your" instead of "you're" in English class, all you got was a red mark.
Mess up on the internet, though, and may God have mercy on your soul.
This is how Monday mornings feel after a long weekend...
Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs are not one of them.
I never realize how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022