Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
4 out of the 5 voices in my head agree that sugarless gum is better than a herd of angry weasels.
Look what I found in my kitchen that I had forgotten I had stashed away away? It’s like Christmas came early.
Is it turkey or cake? This is what turned up in the TV station this morning. And yes, it’s cake. 😁
If I could only use one word to describe myself, it would probably be: "not good at following directions".
Doctor: "So how much coffee do you drink every day?"
Me: "Only one cup."
Doctor: "Oh, that's not too bad."
Another sign that makes me really want to know what caused them to feel the need to make the sign. 😂
Autocorrect is why I have crust issues.
I never thought I would be one of those people to get into eating healthy and working out everyday.
I was right.
I asked my AI to make an image of what I look like after I've had my morning coffee.
I think my AI needs to switch to decaf...
Without a doubt, the cashew is my favorite nut that sounds like a sneeze.
I'm feeling good this morning.
How good?
How about flying unicorns, rainbows, butterflies, and a fresh croissant and coffee good.
Why no, I haven't been eating any gummies. Why do you ask?
Gary Poole
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"The editor of the Kansas newspaper raided by police last year has a message for journalists struggling with their sense of purpose.
Go on the offensive.
“We’re not talking about the future of journalists. We’re talking about the future of democracy,” Meyer said. “Because without journalism, there is no democracy. We can’t have an informed public making informed decisions that will lead our country if they don’t have information, solid information that’s reliable."
I don't even plan on leaving the house.
So apparently a lot of people intend to drive this Thanksgiving. Not exactly breaking news... 😜
They shouldn't have named it a baggage carousel if they didn't want me to ride it.
I have learned over the years that people make happiness far too complicated instead of just appreciating the simple pleasures of life.
Like coffee.
Mmm... coffee.
I’d be 100x more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022