"I came back for THIS!?"

I think you came back to get shoved into an oubliette.

Waiting for discharge is always the longgest wait.

"HEY!!! WE'RE NESTING HERE!!!"

you can see part of the eagle's nictitating membrane covering its eye for protection from the territorial jay

--Ken Wiele

😳NORAD intercepts bombers from China, Russia off Alaskan coast 😳

Fighter jets intercepted Chinese and Russian bombers off the coast of Alaska from China and Russia, the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) announced Wednesday

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4791661-norad-intercepts-bombers-china-russia-alaskan-coast/

J. D. Palin 🤣

#meme #cats

@Minholkin @CherNohio Nothing is better for the soul.
I shared camp spot with a group of women who brought a couple massueses(?) along on their trip.
That's packing 💙

Brutal hippo attack!

Cyanide and Happiness are always on point.

They met up, under a bridge.

https://youtu.be/zUwmPTqB-a8

Elle Fanning, Timothée Chalamet, Edward Norton ...

You had me at Bob Dylan ...
Can't wait for this epicness.

https://youtu.be/N1xoxyzDW-g

#RecluseReleases #CoSoMusic

Noticed I still had what seemed like a significant amount of this self striping yarn left over after both pairs of kids socks were done so I got out the scale. The itty bitty ones used 26g, the bigger pair used 57g, and I’ve got 95g left over. Okay then, socks for mom too… #SockKnitting 🧶🧦

TV reporter: "Croo-sant...croo-sant...croo-sant..."

Me: "It's pronounced... You know what, nevermind."

Working with bilinguals has spoiled me 🫤

#floodthefirehose with Blues to remember John Mayall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzk0g36MFeo

#streetart

“Okay, you don’t need to do a Google search.”

“I got this.”

“You don’t need to search, just go to the top bar and enter <URL>”

“I GOT THE SAME THING.”

“STOP FUCKING SEARCHING GOOGLE OR I WILL MURDER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!!!”