@XaoslordErie The immigrants overrunning Chicago - they're eating the dogs! ;)

@carmen Maybe they need to rebrand as The Vichy Post - democracy dies in anticipation of darkness

https://lithub.com/resist-authoritarianism-by-refusing-to-obey-in-advance/

@nursefrombirth Thank you for working to maintain democracy!

@Bix Not one of my gay friends have ever been nearly so obsessed with dicks as this guy

@OldCountryDoctor @darcrich Yes, Vance is what the oligarchs backing Trump are counting on. They probably have their 25 th amendment papers already drawn up.

@grrlscientist And from the editorial staff
https://wapo.st/3YBAy8E 13 columnists decry the interference.

#nopaywall because gift articles remained after I cancelled my subscription. I'll miss those writers much more than Bezos will miss my money, but it's the only way to send a message.

@XaoslordErie Yes, Russia is heavily involved in the election.

Unlocked article, before my WaPo subscription cancellation takes effect.*
https://wapo.st/3UMgBd5

*Democracy dies in darkness
Formerly the Post's motto, now its epitaph

@feloneouscat Wasn't it a work release program for nonviolent convicts? Are they eligible for employee awards? And does he really qualify as a "nonviolent" inmate, just because it isn't his tiny little hands holding the weapons?

...
Ah di o-dalee eehee dee-o ti
Ah di o-dalee ee oh dee-o ti
Yo-degrabby-hee
Yo-depussy-hee
Yo-delay-eeee

Don liked to bow to Putin,
Orban, Kim, and Salman
But scammin' chumps
Was his favorite game
But he got throwed in jail
With nobody to go his bail
The judge done said his pardon don't apply

(chorus)

---
And the original song:
https://youtu.be/pt4C8j439IE

A little song for the #politics season, to the tune of In The Jailhouse Now (Soggy Bottom Boys, O Brother Where Art Thou?)

I know a guy called Dementia Don
He used to grift, swindle, and con
He thought he was a stable gen-i-us
Well I found out last Monday
That Don got locked up Sunday
They've got him up on charges griev-i-ous

He's in the jailhouse now
He's in the jailhouse now
Well I told him be discreet
To stop playin' Fox and a-sendin' tweets
He's in the jailhouse now

@SuziqLeathers @DianeH @LnzyHou @JanetZumba_FalPals One of my favorites, our founding illegals:

https://youtu.be/51ddKG21S94

@gshevlin @DianeH @LnzyHou @JanetZumba_FalPals @SuziqLeathers Oh yeah, but those other nationalities were all recent immigrants to the Trump family.

@DianeH @LnzyHou @JanetZumba_FalPals @SuziqLeathers My immigrant ancestors arrived after 1607. I wonder if we'll be deported.😉 Well, after the Scotch, German, Czechoslovakian, Slovenian immigrants I suppose.

@scottyorange Thank you President Obama.

@feloneouscat I guess he'll put it on the shelf with his golfing trophies.

Call out the National Guard to McDonald's HQ. Borowitz says he refuses to accept that he lost Employee of the Month award. So he'll send a mob to attack HQ and hang the CEO.