@rpardee @Opusworks
Borowitz: Vance calls Vesuvius a peaceful transfer of lava😄
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/vance-calls-eruption-of-mt-vesuvius

@Anouk You're right!

@matuzalem Whenever I want to find my car I lay out some clean laundry on the bed.

@LnzyHou @DrJackBrown Baseless conjecture:

Trump asks him to dig up dirt on Doug Emhoff, paying $500M of freshly laundered Russian money.

Zelensky agrees and uses the money to buy long range missiles.

Zelensky delivers the dirt, Emhoff visited Burisma while wearing an unlaundered shirt with dirty collar.

House Republicans are aghast at worst scandal in history and open an impeachment inquiry.
😉

@tgraph52 Attacks Hamas in rightful retaliation
Attacks Gazans
Attacks Hezbollah
Attacks Lebanon
Attacks (verbally) Iran
Attacks the UN
Asks, where are all our friends?

If Bibi had been arrested and extradited to The Hague for war crimes trial, both Israel and Palestine would be SO much better off with a new Israeli PM who actually cares about the Israelis.

@Kittiekatt53 I know you're not looking for a conversation, and I realize this is among the many things for which thoughts and prayers don't help.

But at least I'm sharp enough to not start in with mansplaining and clueless advice. Point is, people do care. I hope somebody cares who can actually help.

@Kittiekatt53 I pray that morning is somehow better.

@p3R1n01D Der Fürst der Finsternis
https://youtu.be/oF03C30hqOI

@p3R1n01D Mitternacht
https://youtu.be/xA7AO-9Y_RI

@p3R1n01D Too early to start your Halloween playlist? ;)
https://youtu.be/Sz4scNrVMcU

@p3R1n01D I wish I knew a #Swahili speaker who could translate the song Sema for me. It's such a haunting song I'd like to hear the story. Google translate tells me the word "sema" means "say" or "speak" which only piques my curiosity. But I can't spell any of the other words I hear, so can't translate them.

@CrankyGrandma Is calling for political assassination worse than calling for revival of slavery? Or is that the minimum qualification to join the MAGA GOP?

https://www.thebulwark.com/p/yet-another-mark-robinson-eye-popper

@JolieSaboteuse Trump's master shows the consequences of selecting military leaders on the basis of political favoritism.

https://www.newsweek.com/russian-soldiers-complain-inept-commanders-report-1847294

@p3R1n01D Stomp Out Loud looks interesting, thanks.

If you're like most, um, like almost nobody, you're probably wondered what would happen if a Scandinavian Euro-trance techno band went to East Africa and started jamming traditional taarab with the locals. Well, it would be Acid Queen.

https://youtu.be/PUi-AoDRu_o

@EvilBunny PRINCIPAL author, not sole author. 31 contributors were former Trump administration officials, and others were associated with his campaigns.

https://www.newsweek.com/project-2025-ex-trump-contributors-republicans-election-1922933