WTF
I just got a Twitter ad for "Coors Light, the official beer of drinking in the shower"
Am I that insulated from ads that I'm missing some running joke, or are they seriously hinting at they are the beer for alcoholics that can't wait 5 minutes?
@0x56 Cold beer in the shower after running or working out is the best, but yes, I'm pretty sure most of my friends are alcoholics and can't wait five minutes.
@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine @0x56 I never realized shower drinking was a thing until a friend showed me she was remodeling her bathroom and her shower enclosure was specifically designed to have a nook that could hold a wine glass or two. 😳 Shortly after that, another friend showed me she can fit a beer bottle in her shower caddie between her shampoo and conditioner. I legit didn’t know this was a thing but apparently it really is. 🤷♀️
Drinking beer in a sauna - sure. You're sitting down, having a steam and getting warm.
Drinking in the shower? What demented idea is this?
@stark @Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine @Autumn @0x56 Drinking in shower? Whaaaaaaaaaat???
Saunadrinks are 90% done outside the sauna. But then we get the occasional idiot in saunaparties that just HAS to show the brave foreigners and throws vodka on the stove. Bad buzz and short lived.
Bath drinks are good too. No drinks in the shower!
@Fiikus_goddess @stark @Autumn @0x56 right sauna drinking is when 🌨️ you run out and drink in the cold shower or take a shot roll in snow. ❄️
@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine @stark @Autumn @0x56 Oooh yeeee of little stamina.
A good sauna drink is when you go out into the cool (preferably summer) night nekkid, pop open that cork, take a long swig, sigh sounding like a coca cola commercial, and sit outside contemplating the world until you feel chilly and then put the bottle down, go back to the sauna and repeat this for, oh, about 5-8 times.
A good sauna trip* should last a minimum of 2 hours. 4 is preferable.
*with buddies
@Fiikus_goddess @stark @Autumn @0x56 Agreed preferably with about 5 hours of dogaledding, snowshoeing, hiking or snowmobiling beforehand.
@Fiikus_goddess @stark @Autumn @0x56 You can't take your alcohol in the sauna it will get warm yuk
@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine @Fiikus_goddess @stark @Autumn @0x56
Unless it's the right kind of sake.
@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine @tyghebright @Fiikus_goddess @stark @0x56 Now, the most pressing question... how can I safely knit in the bath? 🧶🤔😂
@Autumn @tyghebright @Fiikus_goddess @stark @0x56 I have the answer. I saw it the other day... For the shower, also in the rain, also play Pokemon go in the rain.
@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine @tyghebright @Fiikus_goddess @stark @0x56 This could hold my yarn. And wine. 😂 We’re gonna need a bigger tub!
@tyghebright @Fiikus_goddess @stark @Autumn @0x56 true... Or jagermeister is ok warm