Fuck someone on Bluesky is doing topless tarot, how am I supposed to compete with that?

Check out my super fancy new business cards. Decided I didn't want to pull out my ratty old wallet for tarot tips, so I'm going with a Crown Royal bag and a business card holder. I decorated a portable chair. I'm a cardboard sign away from sitting in the park to offer readings.

Oh, wait. I'm not "bad at promoting myself", I'm "underground".

Here's a post from a couple of years ago, made for #Valentine'sDay, but just as suitable for #Halloween. It's a guide to making pet food with a skip to the end recipe, but also shows off my favorite pics from a shoot inspired by a pig's heart.

#petsOfCoSo #dogs #foodie

https://tippitiwichet.wordpress.com/2022/02/13/a-dinner-date-with-your-dog/

My neighbors and I have another neighbor who gives them the healthy stuff she tries and doesn't like. They learned that I'm just weird enough to say "Awesome, cacao flavored spirulina instant mix! It's like chocolate swamp water! Coooool" and that means they are more likely to accept these gifts, meaning the other neighbor is more likely to try stuff and give it away if she doesn't like it, and we're all healthier. This is how to fit into your microcosm :)

Pulled the King of Pentacles as a tarot art prompt, so I'm leaning in to the Santa interpretation and am making Christmas cards. This time dressing up Bob the Skull means I'm also revealing the other side of the Winter King, the Lord of Death. I guess that makes him Hades, again.

Just thinking of my youth, and feeling sad for the people who had to party after church with donuts and coffee. Y'all should see the ways pagans celebrate after circle.