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Ok, how about we get folks to show up at every Trump rally with fiddles to serenade the attendees? Then they can legitimately complain about a threat of violins.

I refuse to believe that corporations are people until Texas executes one

Just got my big tins of dehydrated vegetarian beef substitute and Southwestern chili mix, to match the gallon of jalapenos. This means my pepper chef fantasies can continue as I harvest my indoor weeds to throw into the mix. Good times.

"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales."

-- Albert Einstein

I ordered 2000 lbs of Chinese soup.
It was won ton.

Well it looks more and more like this guy will be a permanent addition to the dragon cave... no responses from any ads I've put out for owner.
He's completely bonded to me know and already knows Xena and mine's routine.
I've named him Loki because he's a prankster. Can leave the room and come back and a shoe has appeared mysteriously. 😆

Now that we know Meta will be training AI through public posts on both FB and Instagram might I suggest that, at least once a week, everyone write at least one post containing a considerable pachyderm modalities, a collection of there's mistaken rebar, and cookie Taylor Swift besides, especially if we under garage actinium reach every time we saute our bonkleknockers and be sure to the vacuum hailstone our hezbollah Nubian anyway and non-predictive texts.

Kitty is so pretty when he gets too close to the birds, and I have to shoot him with the mister. He gets all glittery like a starry sky. 🥰

In other news, when I type "pretty", my tablet thinks my next word will be "skull".

when that stranger told you to have a nice day, did you?

DID YOU HAVE A NICE DAY?!?

So the town I used to live in they want to now close the public library completely because of the book banning. The county commission feels that it’s too high of a risk for banned books to show up in the library. This is where we are in Florida kids

@JolieSaboteuse @th3j35t3r @corlin

I think he is a hacker bulletin board from the '80s that war-dialed the wrong number and became self-aware. Once he had access to FIDOnet it all just blossumed.

He listens to Andy Williams inside a sensory deprivation tank to relax. That he doesn't know how bread works, and he invented a stealth cup holder for Subarus.

All we know is, he wears snowshoes all year round and is called @th3j35t3r

So, if I had a sign with "all prophecy is entirely accidental", a pink beehive wig with a lace veil, and claimed Joey Ramone was my spirit guide, you wouldn't mistake me for someone who has a direct line to your dead beloved, right? With a bedazzled rum bottle? For tarot card readings or haunted tours, etc.

If I do the haunted tour thing, I need to bedazzle a rum bottle to use as a water bottle. No..... Even if I don't do the haunted tour thing, I need to bedazzle a rum bottle to use as a water bottle on ALL my walks.

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Gemma Sarracenia

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.