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QueenOfEverything  

I've been looking for a work-from-home job, but it seems like AI has replaced jobs like WRITERS. Now, I've created my own new RADICAL ARTIST niche:

Dust Bunnies Art

I'm brilliant at encouraging dust & REAL house spiders to create complex, intellectual, one-of-a-kind works of art.

Here's my very first work:

"Enlightenment"

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Immortal 🐼  

I see you. 💗

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Immortal 🐼  


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Immortal 🐼  

@damselfly59

Do you still have your pants on?
Yes? Dignified
No? You've become Kurt, therefore no longer dignified. 😝

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Found an old sketchbook from when the kiddo was a newborn. I was too tired for ideas, but needed something to do, so I got a zentangle book. Completely forgot about that "let's try to pick up drawing again" phase. I filled so many pages like this with no inspiration beyond attempts to sketch the baby, so I put it aside again.

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SFAstroStone  

MetaStellar - FREE FRIDAY: TOP FREE AMAZON SCI-FI AND FANTASY BOOKS FOR AUG 9, 2024 youtu.be/yBVwC2uZ6UI

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Lindy  

Make lying wrong again.

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We aren't a praying type household, but apparently Joe has been helping the youngest pray that Romeo's testicles grow back so he can sire a litter of pups with Lacy, and maybe one will be Isabelle reincarnated. Good luck, kiddo.

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Mo Zurk  


w/
@Maggiezurk

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Tyghe  

The first step towards excellence is sucking

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backsaw - я українець  

I might be a bad person. Told the Collie there's a fly. Somewhere. Possibly in the house
*CRASHING NOISES*
I just need a minute to sit and work
*CRASHING INTENSIFIES*
....press....Send...
*HOUSE VIBRATES*
youtube.com/watch?v=VmOC2RjPjU

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WWBugs  

You would think that microwaves emitted in your microwave would zap, kill bacteria and viruses. Nope. Would you believe that your microwave has its own microbiome similar to your toilet and kitchen appliances? Yup. nature.com/articles/d41586-024

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northernbassist  

priorities

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E.L. Butterfield  

Your Thursday reminder to dangle your toes in the water.
West Sumatra. Two White's Tree Frogs (AKA Dumpy Tree Frogs) Photographer: Yan Hidayat

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🇺🇦Alaturkamaha 🇮🇱  

Emergency Baby Porcupine for those who may need it. 🥰

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patwaller 🇧🇧  

Another feline

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patwaller 🇧🇧  

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Against All Enemies  

I truly am a solver of problems.

"I fell off my bike"

So don't ride a bike.

"My garden is overgrown"

So asphalt it.

"My boyfriend hit me"

So wait until he is asleep and go medieval on his ass with a 2x4

"I got fired"

So go back tomorrow naked and claim your back pay

"I bought a Tesla"

You're fucked.

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This kid just said she's waiting for her family to come home so she can play in her house. Again. The blatant "use the neighbors for free babysitting" really ticks me off, but I know once she was sent here because DHS was there. Never a text, any form of request, or thank you for free child care. But I suspect the kid needs us. The mother oozes despiration, and all the kids, even my own, say we're so much nicer than them. Fuck. And she's adorable. Bastards.

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