So bummed out I don't live in Wisconsin.

https://ground.news/article/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminated-with-thc_d52c58

It's nearly 2am, just a few days until Halloween, so naturally I'm awake and listening to relaxing spa music while planning my family's Christmas cards. I'm thinking block printing something that I will then attach a poem to about the true meaning of Christmas, from Hades's POV. Each card will have unique details in the art. They will either love them or hate them, lol.

Tonight's dinner is rehydrated chicken salad with a selection from my indoor salad bar containing dandelion, plantain, chickweed, violets, and yarrow. I'm eatin' like it's the apocalypse :)

WP's editor quit! Hahahahaha

It's wild how reading the news and seeing the e. coli stuff is making me crave McDonald's.

Okay, so I'm poor and only do one news subscription. Since the Post ain't it anymore, what's the best source for balanced reporting? Like, actually balanced, not "Nazis should have free speech too". I need something that will help me talk to people in a red state about current events without pissing them off. Does that exist anymore?

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I am actually a little happy Bezos decided to be a dick today, because when I start trying to convince people in my (red) area to critically think their news sources, I can now say I get my news from a source that refused to endorse Harris. I can now really walk them through the steps of "consider your source" combined with "everyone has a bias".

Oh! Here's a little Halloween knowledge for you non-pagans. Now, I've seen nothing to confirm this in print, but witches who are familiar with the craft's use of symbols to hide the proper way to do certain rituals, the old "they rode broomsticks anointed with hallucinogenic ointments while naked and it made them feel like they were flying".... Sex magic. I'm not the only witch I know who has thought that.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidkroll/2017/10/31/the-origin-of-witches-riding-broomsticks-drugs-from-nature-plus-shakespeare/

I personally will decide that McDonald's e. coli outbreak is directly tied to Trump's political stunt.