Gemma Sarracenia
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Nature, science, and art are super cool. Terribly sorry for the stuff that doesn't fit.
She/they cishet.
Joined Nov 2022
Cool, just found three books buried on my digital shelves about cats and mythology. Bet that inspires stuff. Combine that with remembering my old desire to add a bit to Puss in Boots and illustrate it, I think the cat theme will be continuing for a while.
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I've been looking for a work-from-home job, but it seems like AI has replaced jobs like WRITERS. Now, I've created my own new RADICAL ARTIST niche:
Dust Bunnies Art
I'm brilliant at encouraging dust & REAL house spiders to create complex, intellectual, one-of-a-kind works of art.
Here's my very first work:
"Enlightenment"
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Do you still have your pants on?
Yes? Dignified
No? You've become Kurt, therefore no longer dignified. 😝
Found an old sketchbook from when the kiddo was a newborn. I was too tired for ideas, but needed something to do, so I got a zentangle book. Completely forgot about that "let's try to pick up drawing again" phase. I filled so many pages like this with no inspiration beyond attempts to sketch the baby, so I put it aside again.
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MetaStellar - FREE FRIDAY: TOP FREE AMAZON SCI-FI AND FANTASY BOOKS FOR AUG 9, 2024 https://youtu.be/yBVwC2uZ6UI
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Make lying wrong again.
We aren't a praying type household, but apparently Joe has been helping the youngest pray that Romeo's testicles grow back so he can sire a litter of pups with Lacy, and maybe one will be Isabelle reincarnated. Good luck, kiddo.
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I might be a bad person. Told the Collie there's a fly. Somewhere. Possibly in the house
*CRASHING NOISES*
I just need a minute to sit and work
*CRASHING INTENSIFIES*
....press....Send...
*HOUSE VIBRATES*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmOC2RjPjUk
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#Innewsoftheabsurd You would think that microwaves emitted in your microwave would zap, kill bacteria and viruses. Nope. Would you believe that your microwave has its own microbiome similar to your toilet and kitchen appliances? Yup. #nature #bacteria #health https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-02553-9
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Your Thursday reminder to dangle your toes in the water.
West Sumatra. Two White's Tree Frogs (AKA Dumpy Tree Frogs) Photographer: Yan Hidayat
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I truly am a solver of problems.
"I fell off my bike"
So don't ride a bike.
"My garden is overgrown"
So asphalt it.
"My boyfriend hit me"
So wait until he is asleep and go medieval on his ass with a 2x4
"I got fired"
So go back tomorrow naked and claim your back pay
"I bought a Tesla"
You're fucked.
Gemma Sarracenia
- webstuffs
- www.tippitiwichet.com
Nature, science, and art are super cool. Terribly sorry for the stuff that doesn't fit.
She/they cishet.
Joined Nov 2022