@AskTheDevil Actually, if I was going to be completely honest, it might have had a lot to do with telling my art teacher to fuck off after she painted on one of my canvasses while I was in the bathroom, so she didn't tell me about the requirements until I had an hour to draw a pear. Wait. That was because she said my cow's skull looked too bloody. Nvm, you're right, fuck that woman. All that matters is The Devil loves me :).

I keep looking at this one and remembering the time I disqualified for an art scholarship because in my "lifelike" drawing, my pears were blue. It was much more realistic than the rest of the portfolio, but oh well. Alas, portraying things realistically just isn't any fun.

@BlueStateBabe That is beautiful!

@SandHillThicket Those are so cool!

@YouInMyEye Now I have to tell about how when I was 13 I volunteered at a local science museum, where I would watch the "touch tidepool" where little kids would put their hands in to feel the starfish and sea cucumbers, but I had to keep an eye on the MANTIS SHRIMP and make sure no one put their hands close to him. It was the 80s, when kids were seemingly seen as disposable.

@YouInMyEye Is that a mantis shrimp? With pincers that can rip your finger off? Talk about an adrenaline filled snack.

@Evvie Its TODAY OMGS! Congratulations! I can't wait to see pics! Oh, have a wonderful day :)

@AskTheDevil @Redskye572 RedSky, my daughter had it and it only took a month or so to clear up, not a full year, so fingers crossed, might not be that long.

@SandHillThicket Pay with wool while the cake bakes.

@Museek Another good bit from that one, lol.

@Museek I saw this a bit ago, I thought the seven heads/headquarters things was interesting. I always thought it was funny that "they" seem to think a man who lives in a home gilded with gold could be Christ like at all.

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

@arthurpendragon It's adorable when they're around 6-8, and their trash talk is stuff like "you have a stinky monkey butt!"