#overheard #humor
"I'd kill for a cigarette. Not like something evolved. Maybe a plant, or a VP of marketing".
(Later In The PN Coffee Shop)
Stanley -Damn Susan…Is THIS What You DOING On Maternity Leave ?!?!? ☕️🍩🍩
Susan: YES…Stanley….Planning 😈 ☕️
@DavidSalo Now I want a trophy for being the most average at something.
@kob She won the popular vote.
@raspberrypanda How am I supposed to wish you better if you post funny things while sick?
@Evvie The person who started that rumor was probably trolling a family member, and they are dying laughing right now.
Nature, science, and art are super cool. Terribly sorry for the stuff that doesn't fit.
She/they cishet.