I've always had a secret fantasy that a sex worker would buy one of my designs in a miniskirt, because tippitiwichet is Old English slang for vag and a common name for Venus flytrap, and it's just so suitable for advertisement.

Just in case:
https://www.redbubble.com/people/tippitiwichet/shop

@NoahPaulLeGies Tremors! A whole series about antlions. Also, Dune.

@peeppeepcircus Yes.

Anyone else get passive aggressive gardening plans, like "Mom's allergic to so I should plant..." or "If I plant this directly in the ground, the landlord won't be able to contain it" or "my ex hates this spice, so I'll grow tons of it" type thoughts? This may include thoughts of salting a neighbor's lawn with either literal salts or sticker seeds.

#gardening

@th3j35t3r Reminds me of when Freddie was just a wee feral kitten and I brought him in to socialize with Joe and he looked... afraid? Of the baby? So I was like "SIR I AM FIERCE AND WILL CUT YOU IF YOU HURT ME."

Cool, it's 8:30 is in the pm and I'm thinking "coffee" like I'm still 16 and not 48 and this idea is totally fine with no consequences. Lol, yay mini adventures!

Hey, @peeppeepcircus , I need a permacultraist to hear my joy at my decision to not use pesticides when I saw ant populations increasing. The predators have moved in, look up ❤️

@NoahPaulLeGies I don't know why I want to reply with "awesome", given how my hunts for cool bugs has also resulted in odd nightmares where their sand traps are on my skin, why the fuck does your reply make me want to see the movie more? Sigh. I guess I just have to admit the adrenaline rush of terror is awesome. I'll move it to the top of the watchlist, thanks :)

@NoahPaulLeGies Nope, thank you for reminding me of one of the movie things that came out when I did none of the tv and movie things, I need to remember to keep my eye out for it. But tell you what, that face is eternal. I've seen it so many places. The creative types? We like to find the weird things and weave it into your culture when you aren't paying attention. It's fun. So much fun.

I found antlions under my porch! A type of damselfly larvae that digs pits in sandy soil that ants fall into when they walk across it. I've noticed a lot of ant activity in my garden, it seems these guys have finally moved in to correct the imbalance :). I used to hunt these dudes and horny toads in the "badlands" of my youth, packed with cracked red clay and a few hardy species. These dudes thrive quite well.

I love being back at a computer where I can type out the alt thing.

Sometimes I talk about him to Joe, I say, "Remember the godling?" and he says, "Yeah", so I say "I hope that mother fucker is kept happy" because I think if someone isn't giving him a constant flow of love, fuck. We all need to hide.

@AskTheDevil Aww, that name definitely needs to be on the Satan names mug.

The steam was his body heat being high enough to make the sweat evaporate quite quickly, because mother fucker was a giant energy bomb. I call him the godling.

Okay, so once upon a time, my friends took me to a party in a neighboring city that we never hung out in, and once I was there they gave me free acid. Then once we were properly high, they told me to check out the host of the party. He was conceived in ceremony. He steamed when he was on acid. Turned out I was brought there because they wanted to see what the witch they knew thought of him. His wand vibrated my arm to the shoulder joint. I checked for batteries. Nope.