@Jezibaba 🎵 Do your boobs hang low 🎶 Do they wobble to and fro 🎵 Can you tie them in a knot? 🎶 Can you tie them in a bow?

@AskTheDevil Can it be embroidered on goatskin?

Lovely find on Pinterest.

@AskTheDevil Shh, you scandalous enabler, you.

I'm 48 and STILL getting people who don't notice my birthmark on my neck until they've known me for quite a while, then they ask if it's a hickey. I'm going to start saying, "Yes, it's a hickey from the devil, it's my witch mark, I was born with it."

@AskTheDevil Shh. What will make me happy is earning enough money to comfortably live without Joe's help. Though I know he'll let me leech off of him while I save up money to move out, so surely one inexpensive, waterproof, and wrinkleproof deck for letting clumsy card bending newbies handle my decks is a practical business purchase, right? The gold foiling is just a bonus. :)

https://a.co/d/5IgzFOj

I have a sneaking suspicion that an embarrassingly large portion of actual cash I make as a tarot card reader is going to be spent on expanding my collection of tarot decks. I do not need to be looking at this deck you can color, or the one that's Smith Waite, but in gold and pink. Oh, no. That one has rainbow foil. Why do I absolutely need so many decks?

@Qbae Sounds like a challenge I'm willing to accept.

@Alfred Does a minister ordained online gain the legal right to confidentiality with people who consult with them?

@ArcturusSaDiablo Lol, the poor, exasperated people who put that up and maintain it.

@LnzyHou Lol, if you open it, that's what the other person said. Y'all are soul mates.

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@brainwise 100%!