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I'm 48 and STILL getting people who don't notice my birthmark on my neck until they've known me for quite a while, then they ask if it's a hickey. I'm going to start saying, "Yes, it's a hickey from the devil, it's my witch mark, I was born with it."
@AskTheDevil Can it be embroidered on goatskin?
@tippitiwichet Oh. The affidavit! I don't think you want to see my embroidery. There are many reasons I'd never have made a good lady's maid, and one of them is my embroidery.
@tippitiwichet But, I'm willing to give it the old college try.
@tippitiwichet I can write you an affidavit, if you think it'll help!