@AskTheDevil Toss your cookies on their shoes.

@carmen The cruelty is the point.

@LlamaMountainStudioArts Damn I wish I lived nearby so I could hug you in person. So sorry.💔

@danialexis Hmm. That might fit. It's certainly going to be an unusual way to use my psych degree, that's for sure.

Ok like pretend your two most sane friends said "earn money as a tarot card reader". That's my day today. Going for a long walk to buy a beer or two before 2 am when the puritans cut me off because this is an odd career to be considering this seriously, like what the fuck?

Ok so first reading was delightfully creepy, yet helpful. I think I might pull this off.

I don't remember the really funny reason I jumped back online to waste my precious data with. I just know the motivation was that I love you all. Off to eat midnight spaghetti O's from a can in the dark in the kitchen, while staring at the baby carnivores fumbling through the soil on their path to renewal while lit by fairy lights that stay on so we can find the midnight munchies in the kitchen.

@kel Do not ever agree to discuss shared dreams with me, for both our sakes. The end.

@Lulz4l1f3 I still get warm fuzzies when I think of how quickly my account vanished after changing my name to 'Elon Musk is a ninny" and locking it. Bet that fucker did a better job of cleaning up my posts than I did :)

@kel Yes, yes, and another yes for the future.

I keep thinking about your alien dreams. Knock that shit off, I'm officially creeped out. In a good way though, so please continue. What is reality can be debated elsewhere.

@QueenOfEverything @sfleetucker *snort* Let's leave the personal family debates out of this and I'll just say

The pineapple afflicted. They are doomed.

How do you do "local personality" with massive ummm....... Socially triggered spasms with flailing limbs? With fucking humor. I might like this. I could do it as a thing. Maybe. Pardon if I encourage myself into an odd income.