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Have your daughter's boyfriends stand at the end of pictures so you can crop him out when she dumps him later.

@mickcarty I suppose if you really want to make babies, wearing nice lingerie might help in the process. ๐Ÿ˜œ

@anniecoughlin
Best advice for "future Annie"

*Always* take *all* photo and video in landscape (horizontal) mode. If you do this, you won't need to edit your pictures before uploading them.

If, once you have taken the photo, you want to edit it with a crop or whatever, you can do that, but it won't be *necessary*.

Terence got home from his dinner date and was mortified to see that he had a mantis shrimp on his face the whole time and nobody told him. Sigh.

Dreich
A drenching,
bone soaking mizzle
Drip-dropping down the back cold,
Misty eyed with misty tears
And a face full of mud
Grit in my teeth
Grating
as I grimace down the hill
And there you are, my love
Dark eyes shining
As you turn and run like water
Over the golden gorse
Both shining like the sun
Like the only light
In my universe

@th3j35t3r @SmirkingRaven @0x686967
It's fer washin yer arse! Damn if I weren't already typing in my sleep I'd join you ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ด

@SmirkingRaven Jester's real name is Susan, except on weekends when it's Busty Sparkletits
@th3j35t3r @0x686967

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