@Graci me, too! His audiobooks are also amazing. He's so good at that medium that I usually buy his books twice -- once in paper to read it, and then again as an audiobook just because his narration adds so much to the experience

@JohnMaun take door #3: have someone else earn it and give it to you when they die. Rinse and repeat over several generations for best results!

@Graci I very much enjoy Judge John Hodgman, wherein a fake "judge" presides over thoroughly ridiculous (but very much real) "cases" submitted by folks who want a neutral arbiter to settle minor, entertaining quibbles.

Watching Sesame Street as an adult is wild. Cookie Monster just told his friends, who accused him of eating all their cookies when he didn't, "Me glutton, not liar." Went right over my daughter's head, of course, but I appreciate that level of self-awareness. Has this show always been like this?

Hey folks! If you like spending time here, and you can afford it, consider going Pro. Costs less than you might think!

Coso Pro is fun
Keeps the lights on, ads at bay
Plus, it comes with perks!

#cosopoetry #cosohaiku

@ceorl everyone likes the music I hate, too

@kob "What If? 2" by Randall Monroe. Serious answers to ridiculous questions. Loved it, but then, I loved the first one, too, so I knew what I was getting into.

Orange leaves falling down
Over a Dunkin drive through
Autumn in the States

#cosopoetry #cosohaiku

Kids have batteries
No power indicator
Sprints, then fast asleep

#cosohaiku #cosopoetry

There's a soft tube inside Big Bird's neck to keep it upright, but it got bent. This is my daughter's solution once we explained that.

@ic_giovani if that site dies, it'll be due to mismanagement, not obsolescence.

@KodoAndSangha yes, but she didn't appreciate me pointing that out or offering to add tomatoes to the fruit plate, too 😂

Do cucumbers belong on a fruit plate? My wife insists this is normal. I'm...relying on you to reassure me of my sanity, quite frankly. #cosocooking

@martianman update: it was a big hit!

My first year with a brined turkey. Alton Brown hasn't steered me wrong yet; can't wait to try it! #cosocooking

@danisaacs it sounds like you just need more columns ;)

A table laden
Food and friends and memories
Happy Thanksgiving

#cosopoetry #cosohaiku

I'm shocked the "something else" got a quarter of the vote! But thank you, this was enlightening

What does "well, bless her heart" roughly translate into to you?

#cosowriters #cosoenglish #cosolanguage

@corlin it's nice to see someone has aggregated the train wreck for easier viewing.