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Tay-tay needs to start wearing Harris shirts to the game.

May Butker’s kicking foot chip and shatter.

Ugh. Tony Romo covering Chiefs. Brady on the Dallas game and I have to listen to Chris Collinsworth tonight. I must have drowned kittens in a previous life.

NOT BREAKING NEWS. FLORIDA MAN FIRES GUN REPEATEDLY FOR NO REASON.

You’d think Melanie would be pushing green energy. Especially since Don will frack anything anywhere.

Why hasn't some cereal company cashed in on Goku Puffs? I'm just Saiyan, it's an obvious choice. They'd be cuckoo to ignore it.

Confirmed transgender bigot confuses not abusing his child with "taking a child away." Someone needs to explain nobody took his daughter, she fled his toxic bullshit.

x.com/elonmusk/status/18348986

Jim, aka @Stonekettle, is on to something over on threads. For any politician that thinks pet geese are being stolen and eaten. Just put them in a pen with a goose and tell them to grab it. Please record it.

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to my new cooking show:

Concept of a Flan

I will not be taking notes at this time.

Elon Musk is a threat to Democracy.

"Musk was retweeting a wildly false post insisting that violent crime is on the rise, by an X user whose avatar is an imperial stormtrooper from Star Wars (red flag!)."

theatlantic.com/politics/archi

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY @DOG_RATES SYSTEM. IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO AN OFFICIAL @DOG_RATES SOCIAL MEDIA FEED. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

Maple got her name because she's so darn sweet. 12/10 would eat her up for being so cute.

Perhaps if people stopped claiming America was uniquely exceptional and took all that effort they put into whitewashing and banning the things that disprove that assertion, perhaps America could be exceptional.

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The Namelss One

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.