@Cmnslivn I watched the stats during the crisis. I know how many people she killed.

@altamaha Bee all you can bee!

@duglop Your clothes are going to get clean but they’re not going to enjoy it.

@Brisse You never forget the first time with a fat finger.

@csforyou Saruman’s latest reincarnation finally exacts revenge on Hobbits by becoming a product manager at Microsoft as a minion of Bill Gates.

Again, a friendly reminder, psychopaths usually start by abusing animals before they move on to human beings.

@BenA hmmm. https://youtu.be/HRir6-9tsJs

@GrazingintheGrass Jesus Christ, this quote:

According to the Claremont Institute’s Ellmers, “most people living in the United States today — certainly more than half — are not Americans in any meaningful sense of the term.” They are a “zombie” or “human rodent” who lives “a shadow-life of timid conformity.” Only “the 75 million people who voted in the last election” for Trump are true Americans.

@CJLavoie @InvaderGzim So a for hire black ops murder squad?

@homebird @FrankCannon Under the Hull. Kill hauled.

@th3j35t3r and Physical. Real exertion, real pain, less gadgetry. That scene in Africa when he’s chasing the guy through the construction site, at the one that ends with him landing on the train as it disintegrates behind him… chef’s kiss.

@altamaha it’s Chaldeaist humor like this that makes me giggle.

@Tacitus_Kilgore https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/italian-start-up-brings-clothing-line-that-can-trick-ai-facial-recognition-to-philly/3665520/