@northernbassist If you axolotl folks, I’m sure they can say Maria.

@Razdawg22 @tyghebright Completely non terrifying picture.

exceptions made for self-loathing X.

For any minority X, the odds are that "X for Trump" is actually "Someone who has so much money/power that being X doesn't disadvantage them for Trump" because they'd happily sell out any other Xes for Money and Power.

@Jezibaba Yum.

@LiberalLibrarian Ouch. I’d clench but that just makes it hurt worse.

@Iveyjanette1 Maybe we should stop
Calling Racist Old F*cks “Good Ole Boys.”

@Jezibaba not making one for me?

@th3j35t3r Except each ball is a pendulum oscillating on a straight line. There is no circle.

@jordicusmaximus I’m guessing it didn’t help

@kel Muzak kills...

@Qbae We're also easily pacifiable with noms and some tunes. In case of a dire attack, just put on Drag Race.

@Qbae We're cuddly, fuzzy, and generally kind and helpful. Who wouldn't prefer a Bear? Also, since we're gay, the woman is generally safe from any unwanted attentions. (Some exceptions for commentary on makeup and wardrobe choices).

@jordicusmaximus Cheat codes not working?

@Kaysymmetry Take care of yourself. Anxiety sucks balls.

@BosmangBeratna I call ballshit.

@rpardee Nah, it just needs to be a whizz with geofencing.

@jordicusmaximus Tomorrow is the weekend, why not start early?