they're so adorable when they're tired
#DogsOfCoso

oof--HOA work party day. Imma be sore tomorrow

@StonedElf ugh that sucks. Hope it heals quickly

lead singer (Leon, I assume) looks a bit like a young Tommy Lee Jones.

huh--new Kings of Leon: Nowhere to run

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C9i8E05bgI

I would like it known that I too would be willing to accept three quarters of a million dollars to not testify against trump.

@0x56 ach, condolences :(

thankfully, I look much less like Timothy McVeigh than when I did this in my 30s.

phase I complete. I don't love it, but I hate it less than the comb-over.

Spouse has prevailed upon me to "live with it a few days" before bringing out the razor.

@sfleetucker oooh--gotcha. So you're crush*ing*, and not crushed--I'd missed that.

@sfleetucker wait--who are we talking about?

@MotherDucker hah--well done!

huh--I wonder if the spike in electricity usage from 11:50am through 12:20 was us using the toaster oven?

That's the only thing I can think of...

@Cosmichomicide ooh, I bet...

in my opinion, Beyonce is good at music.

#HotTake

@JeSsA gorgeous boy!

@Agatha awww