In what I can only describe as "advanced trespassing" someone appears to have sawn off this sign and then abandoned it at the entry to the development where I live.

Metal.

it definitely suits him, but he is relentlessly not leaving the study

trying a thundershirt on my super-neurotic fearful dog Nandor. We think he's afraid of the elliptical (in addition to any sort of vacuum cleaner)

Me and phasma checking out the swedish death cleaning show

pro tip: use this table to see if the patient is in fact, a chicken

Went to check on the dog & he's laying on my bed like

LOL--you ain't fooling anybody, MoveOn

Sure, you're cool. But are you capibara-in-a-paper-bag-snood cool?

They drive on the beach down by the Oregon shore.

Weirdos.

Nontraditional golf hazard: whatever the heck these things are, grazing on the links.

She's in my seat but how can i ask her to move when she looks this fabulous?

#caturday

Well, I don't know what I expected...

Flea-treated kitty is poisonous. But so warm!

Yup

https://elk.zone/mastodon.social/@JuliusGoat/110179826085718156

I call this work "The Appearance of Impropriety"

Not helpful, Phasma

#Caturday

true story

credit: https://elk.zone/mastodon.social/@anci[email protected]/110158347255234827

This is one of my fave novelty accounts

TFW you successfully coax your coworker away from the `myprog_YYYY_MM_DD.sas` "version control" method & onto using git.

Bingo

https://elk.zone/mastodon.social/@geor[email protected]/110139352230241669