Happy holidays, CoSo friends.

#CatsOfCoSo

Five years as the skittish neighborhood feral. Six months earning trust, and two coyote attacks later, he's now three years a retired cat of leisure.

Happy #Caturday, Rooster.

#CatsOfCoSo

A cat loves to help fold laundry. Now take that cat, make her blind and easily startled and you will understand why all my clothes are terminally wrinkled.

#OldPhotos

Visiting my mother, I found an old wedding photo that had fallen behind a dresser. May 12, 1965 my father Frunch Ray Darmple and my mother Jarla Marie Stoady with my Uncle Karvin, who performed the ceremony!

Remember Rockabilly NASA Guy?

I miss Rockabilly NASA Guy.

I've decided to step up and run the independent healthcare company for Amazon, Berkshire Hathaway, and JP Morgan Chase.

Does anybody have Bezos's phone number, or do I have to go through Amazon customer support?

What the hell is a Grimes?

I just told my dog to "grow a pair" and now I feel bad.

I once sneaked a copy of Bio-Dome into an acquaintance's high-brow DVD collection during a party.

Even not knowing the outcome, it has given me years of pleasure.

There's a few dozen of Michael Cohen's "slip and fall" clients who feel they dodged a bullet today.

Starlog, September 1977.

If I only had a time machine...

https://counter.social/media/81kz0Ja39F2OHjb64W8

During my "investigation" of classic pornographic magazines, I was surprised to discover that, as recently as 25 years ago, people still had pubic hair.

Everybody thinks they have the best dog.

Everybody is right.

Currently exploring the part of the Internet Archive that is the equivalent of the back of my dad's sock drawer.

I picked the wrong day to stop hooking for black tar heroin.

Paul Ryan, today, said: "To be clear, I am not resigning. I intend to FULL MY SERVE TERM..." because Speaker Ryan is a chrome-plated idiot whose tongue can't help but trip over the bullshit he spews.

Bye-bye, Pauly Nonuts.