@Woman_of_Wonder01 I think he's hoping enough people sign up for Twitter just to vote in his asinine poll that it will staunch the bleeding.

@VenomousHeroine Malnourished, wounded, and just generally beaten down, after a few months he finally let me pet him, and it was all over for me. The first moment he let me pick him up without complaint, I loaded him into a carrier and to the vet. Chipped him under my name. It was still a while before I could convince him to be an indoor-only cat.

Five years as the skittish neighborhood feral. Six months earning trust, and two coyote attacks later, he's now three years a retired cat of leisure.

Happy , Rooster.

A cat loves to help fold laundry. Now take that cat, make her blind and easily startled and you will understand why all my clothes are terminally wrinkled.

@LimneticVillains Half the people on LA freeways are armed, so they got off easy.

@GlytchMeister Yeah, ATK is pretty damn reliable. Cheaper to get the big ass book than to get a membership, though.

@GlytchMeister Found the recipe for the pork loin in the book and a video on YouTube. Neither have anything about what appears to be a chimichurri.

youtube.com/watch?v=GzTjhSRDxG

@GlytchMeister Unless it's really recent, it might be in the book. What are you looking for?

@MountainGirl He was more like the $13,000 a Year Man, which was pretty good in the early '70s.

Visiting my mother, I found an old wedding photo that had fallen behind a dresser. May 12, 1965 my father Frunch Ray Darmple and my mother Jarla Marie Stoady with my Uncle Karvin, who performed the ceremony!

@DaleNewton Ugh... Needs to be McMurphyed with one of his crappy pillows.

@lgtwriter NoradSanta hasn't been suspended yet, which is surprising.

Remember Rockabilly NASA Guy?

I miss Rockabilly NASA Guy.

I've decided to step up and run the independent healthcare company for Amazon, Berkshire Hathaway, and JP Morgan Chase.

Does anybody have Bezos's phone number, or do I have to go through Amazon customer support?

@quickfics ill take "things with a tesla logo" for 400 please

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