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#Christian. Theoretically a #poet. #Genealogy nut. 🇺🇲(🇮🇪🇫🇷🇬🇧🇩🇪) Theoretically a photographer of #birds. But now I have a dog, George, whom birds flee.
Joined Apr 2022
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Friday morning - - - the colors of today’s sunrise are brilliant, but fleeting - East and West cell pics
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@poemblaze I got one:
When a felon meets a felon
Cookin' up another lie. 😄
@piquant00 Thank you for humoring me.
Maybe I should have put 😁 after that. I wasn't accidentally misquoting. Or maybe it's just too old. Least likely possibility: it was awful. 😏
Good night 😴 everyone!
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2: What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.
1: Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough times...
For me hell would be endlessly writing (that part is fun) and having a spelling error in every single word.
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It's his right to lose this election. Just like the last one.
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Yours sincerely, wasting away!
When a felon meets a felon a comin' through the rye.
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Well it looks more and more like this guy will be a permanent addition to the dragon cave... no responses from any ads I've put out for owner.
He's completely bonded to me know and already knows Xena and mine's routine.
I've named him Loki because he's a prankster. Can leave the room and come back and a shoe has appeared mysteriously. 😆
#dogsofcoso #shepherd #nonamedog
I remember Robin Williams once imagined a person with Tourette's Syndrome walking up and saying, "those pants look slimming." 🤣
I wonder if there are ever psychotic breaks (or tourette's syndrome) where the person wanders around and wishes people a nice day?
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My phone made a noise during a meeting this evening. Twice. I wanted to throw it out the window.
Thankful Turkey
- Genealogy
- Nut
- Punny
- Always
- Finances
- $2.50
- Politics
- I only discuss if we agree
#Christian. Theoretically a #poet. #Genealogy nut. 🇺🇲(🇮🇪🇫🇷🇬🇧🇩🇪) Theoretically a photographer of #birds. But now I have a dog, George, whom birds flee.
Joined Apr 2022