@nova - "A child having a tantrum because he doesn't want to be there, and another one on the floor."
@nova belligerence bot charges while followers kill time.
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"That's nothing! You should see what *we* have to deal with!"
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Chrump [thought bubble]: Does depends make an N95 diaper? Just asking for my attorneys
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“And for the holidays, the White House organized a dramatic reenactment of its prized achievement: Family separations at the border.”
President Trump livid over 6 year old stealing all the attention in the room that is rightfully HIS!
@nova And now, it is my great honor to introduce our new Acting Head of Homeland Security, Timmy
@nova Child's misplaced right arm, mysteriously enlarged, gestures from podium.
(Sorry, it just distracts me from the actual content of the photo.)
@nova The docent reviews the new feature at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum...Families struggle with attentiveness
"As you can see the experiment is a success; we transferred the mind of Donald Trump into the body of a child, and vice versa. Effectively a 6-year-old is now the president."
"Well done, we finally have someone responsible in charge of the executive branch"