@WordsmithFL did anyone tell Elton that "every family" can't afford his products? What utter lunacy.

@corlin The method listed for Chrome doesn't seem to change anything.

@LlamaMountainStudioArts it's SO hard to sing.
and i do not know the verses off by heart, but an old friend of mine does

@LlamaMountainStudioArts i'll tell you this much

I may be off my dot butiwannapropercoffeeinapoprercopperpot

ironcoffeepots and tin coffeepots, they have no use for me

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wow it's really hard not to press the space bar

@LlamaMountainStudioArts alliwantisapropercuppacoffeeeee madeinapropercoppercofffffeeee pot!

I saw someone post the "Who wants things to change? ok who wants to change?" cartoon (yet again) and realized I actually did change something this year.

This Easter I didn't buy any chocolate. I didn't buy any last year either. If the price went up, I wouldn't know.

@ldmi nice try.

EVERYONE understands that efforts to pull Leftist votes toward a third party candidate benefits the GOP.
Until the electoral system is overhauled to a Proportional Representation system that's how it plays out. If you don't believe me ,ask the ghost of Ross Perot

@MPCavalier kinda like it's an "anti-evac" maybe "forced staycation" is a better term ?

@wolfwoman The article mentions him performing in Raising In The Sun with Sidney Poitier. It would have been amazing to see that performance .

@shortnessxx you know how sometimes you feel super accomplished because you got lots of stuff done?
Today did not feel much like that.

But still, I have adorable dogs. Couch snuggles always feel good.

@LiberalLibrarian staying positive about life day-to-day can be pretty damn tough, depending on circumstances. I know some resilient people and even they crack a bit from time to time.

All I know is if I had the answer I'd give it away for free.

@VictoriaLandis1 also acceptable: "Tea, Earl, Grey, Hot"

@thewebrecluse heyo!

@GaryPoole I remember the first time I cracked open a hollow chocolate bunny, I was like 6 or something. I wish my parents had taken a photo of me cracking it open to discover only an immense void and gut-wrenching disappointment.

@CinnamonGirlE when I went on my last vacation I stuck my phone in the safe with my passport, and charged it before I left.

@InUnfunky tell them the shoes come pre-licked