@VelvetDuchess it's just a rumor that she wants you to vote.

Sorry 🤪🤣

@peeppeepcircus @th3j35t3r

It's the absolute text book examples of 'nobody asked for this'

Some facts:

It's over 37C - 99F in the shade here today.
There are still 11 days of winter left
I live in the cold part of Brasil.

Climate change is a hoax.

Can you guess which fact isn't real? 🤔

Just Perfect 👏👏👏

@matuzalem @mockingbird @Teire

And his adoring audience of seals dutifully clap

True words

@MakerWerks logical reasoning has never been popular among MAGA

@BenA isn't the cost offset by the Jewish space lasers?

@JanetZumba_FalPals @MrGoat if someone had just told him there is a pussy shortage in Springfield OH we could have been spared all this. He'd simply have moved on to another subject

@MrGoat @Fellixe gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'prison changes you'

@Fellixe personally I would have thought she'd be too busy campaigning but what do I know? He's the self declared genius.

@gshevlin sounds like a fair offer considering the taxes people pay 😉

@JolieSaboteuse I can see where the misunderstanding happened. Trump only eats big macs

@Vanitas I hope Tesla goes down to 15 and Truth social to 1.5

@Museek the people in charge don't want a truly fair and caring society. In fact they will do literally anything to prevent that coming about. And yet so many people still support them

@grrlscientist and...the first ammendment only applies to government restrictions as even this non American knows. Melon fanbois are morons