@LaurelGreen I remember having a girlfriend two counties away and it was long distance to call her. My parents adored her so they didn’t mind.

@Bix there’s now people claiming if you’re not pro-Israel then you’re anti-American.

@th3j35t3r I thought that was Keanu in Dracula or Costner in Robin Hood

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@LiberalLibrarian your wut?

@th3j35t3r and away he goes to the oubliette.

What does Donald dream of when he takes a courtroom snooze is he holding a rally or is it Melania in a Ronald McDonald suit

Don’t you worry your combedover pudgy head we’re gonna get you a jail cell with a tiny metal bed and then we’re gonna vote for our buddy Joey B and we’re gonna work to bring the GOP to it’s knees

Joe Joey Joe Joe
Joe Joey Joe Joe

But if Donald walks and wins the vote this fall well then America is shit out of luck

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So by this logic optical illusions are tangible things?

How many nod offs from TFG in the next session?

@thedisasterautist you should hear how my daughter used to pronounce fork when she was three.

😂 @th3j35t3r @jeffdavenport @Alfred got me crying over here

@th3j35t3r reboot coming

The former guy was bragging about how many people his social network has, when if you calculate the numbers CounterSocial has seven times as many members.

@ecksmc 5G was first introduced 7 years ago in July. Samsung released the first 5G device this day 2019 but Motorola introduced a mod that connected to their Z series phone that was a 5G antenna just before Samsung launched the s10 5G model.

@Bix
The debates in 2024

Biden - “You called immigrants animals.”

Trump - “They are.”

Biden - “Including your wives? Apparently there are jobs Americans just aren’t willing to do.”

@sphyrnid if that’s supposed to represent Odin or Thor destroying the Bifrost why would he destroy his own bridge?

@process I see what you did there

Elon said he was going to get rid of bots, however PIB bots are kicking his ass.

https://apple.news/AIUr0KyoxSXKSVbRE-5rG3A

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