My son's lovely girlfriend is afraid of my ducks because "a duck once chased me".

What were you doing to make the duck chase you?

"Well I was feeding them then I walked away and one chased me"

You mean, it followed you.

"IT CHASED ME!"

Ohhhh ok. Ducks are pretty deadly in a swarm, you know.

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@JolieSaboteuse

did it bite her ankles demanding more treats?

@JolieSaboteuse

oh, well. ducks are pretty intimidating at that age.

my mom had to deal with geese as a kid. take them to the creek and back. she hated that task😤

@holon42 @JolieSaboteuse
Geese make excellent sentries. Prisons use them. Have a separate, empty area between walls, with resident geese. No-one's sneaking through the geese, for sure, and they'll raise the alarm.

Ducks are generally tamer, though; except during egg incubation and duckling season.

How many ducks do you have?

@JolieSaboteuse @holon42
I can see that being intimidating. Good opportunity her to work through her fears, though.

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that's a pack of beaks, no question.

running after you, honking. what fun🤣🤣🤣

sort of like

youtu.be/KQujUmfFc4w

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