But are you as happy as a squirrel with a fleshy mango seed?

Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked

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Fuck YEAH!

You are much closer to being homeless than you are to being a billionaire. Stop worshipping your oppressors.

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The fact that Russia is fighting so hard to occupy Ukraine while at the same time they’ve occupied the U.S. without a single shot being fired shows the difference between Ukrainians and Americans.

The next four years will see the warranted rise of the philosophy of absurdism. It's the only philosophy that adequately explains the ascent of Trump, fascism, and Project 25.

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When my mom died, she left a large home filled with expensive and luxurious things

That we donated almost in its entirety

Since then I have developed a true unease with stuff—no matter how fancy it might be—it just becomes a burden

So I keep trying. 💜

In Soviet Encyclopedia, which comrade is airbrushed from the photograph first?

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