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- Origins:
- MD/DC, FL #SpaceCoast
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- #TheOzarks (AR/MO line)
- Yes, please.
- Nature, Art, Music, Humor, Writing, Education, Science
- No, thank you.
- ISMs: Racism, Ageism, Sexism, Ableism,
Queen of the Long Game ~ Charmingly Twisted ~ Gen-X OG ~ ODAAT/JFT June 1995 ♥ =)
Joined Nov 2022
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Hey! If my #CakeSpouse was a Dalek and threatened to annihilate me... FAFO, buddy. I'm hungry. Don't threaten me with a good time. 😂
Well, my currently un-caffeinated brain decided to throw a curve ball. If my #CakeSpouse was a wedding cake, would the couple represented on top be me and a wedding cake?
As Arsenio used to say, "things that make you go 'hmmm'". 🤔
Huh. Perhaps a different approach for a tribute would work.
Someone left my #CakeSpouse in the rain...
Mmmm. Moist!
Working on a tribute to my #CakeSpouse, to the tune of an old G'nR song.
I used to love him,
But I had to eat him...
Uh, wait. Would this be cannibalism or cake-icide?
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If cake spouse is an option, count me in.
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The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake. Lmao
Re-watching "The Wire" and feeling nostalgic about the third of my life spent in the D.C.-Baltimore corridor. This song takes me waaaay back.
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What in the absolute chicken-fried f*ck?!
Attorney Arrested at Arkansas Bar Association Meeting for carrying FOIA petitions
Diana and I met in junior high by way of simple happenstance: our surnames began with the same letter, so for the rest of our years in public school we were destined to be assigned to the same homeroom. Since the early 2000s, we've managed to keep up with each other via SM. What an amazing life journey she's been having. 😀
#psychology #TBI #genius #savant
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/articles/202403/the-mystery-of-sudden-genius
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A man got a call from his doctor after a drug test. "You tested positive for opiates," the doctor said.
The man quickly replied: "Oh, I had a bagel with poppy seeds earlier."
"Yes, well, you also tested positive for cannabis, LSD, and cocaine."
"It was an everything bagel."
Please forgive me if sometimes my posts seem a tad jumbled, or contain other spelling or grammatical errors. I'd rather commit an occasional mild annoyance than have to tack on additional posts.
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@YouInMyEye @TrueBloodNet Unsolicited Dik Dik pic.
Can't believe there are people who hunt these things. Look how adorable they are!
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Dolly Parton’s fans are defending the country music icon after an essay in the Federalist conservative news site went after the 78-year-old “Jolene” singer’s faith earlier this week due to her support for the LGBTQ community.
The headline, “There’s Nothing Loving About Dolly Parton’s False Gospel,” caught many people off guard. Supporters flooded social media with messages critical of the essay, and the writer has now expressed regret for using such a beloved figure to make her point.
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fugitive247
- Origins:
- MD/DC, FL #SpaceCoast
- Currently:
- #TheOzarks (AR/MO line)
- Yes, please.
- Nature, Art, Music, Humor, Writing, Education, Science
- No, thank you.
- ISMs: Racism, Ageism, Sexism, Ableism,
Queen of the Long Game ~ Charmingly Twisted ~ Gen-X OG ~ ODAAT/JFT June 1995 ♥ =)
Joined Nov 2022