A man got a call from his doctor after a drug test. "You tested positive for opiates," the doctor said.
The man quickly replied: "Oh, I had a bagel with poppy seeds earlier."
"Yes, well, you also tested positive for cannabis, LSD, and cocaine."
"It was an everything bagel."
@estherschindler ROFLMAO! Sharing with my fascist FB friends.
groan 😏
Once upon a time... 🤣
@estherschindler I love this more than I should admit.