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A man got a call from his doctor after a drug test. "You tested positive for opiates," the doctor said.

The man quickly replied: "Oh, I had a bagel with poppy seeds earlier."

"Yes, well, you also tested positive for cannabis, LSD, and cocaine."

"It was an everything bagel."

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