If I was evil (and had a Twitter account) I’d start a rumor that more young men are getting vasectomies (true) but are asking to make sure the scar was visible so they can prove they had a vasectomy and therefor more sex.
Vance would totally buy that.
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WHITE YOUNG MEN!!!
I forgot that part. White young viril hot men.
@feloneouscat But the COUCHES! WHY WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE COUCHES