If I was evil (and had a Twitter account) I’d start a rumor that more young men are getting vasectomies (true) but are asking to make sure the scar was visible so they can prove they had a vasectomy and therefor more sex.
Vance would totally buy that.
@feloneouscat that's a great idea!! Someone should absolutely do that :)
@feloneouscat I really wish it were a thing , I've said for years now someone should get some influencers to make it the cool trend!! Id donate to a national bprogram to help guys get them!!
Here’s the data that partially supports my bogus claim. Although few people ever read the links.
@feloneouscat But the COUCHES! WHY WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE COUCHES
WHITE YOUNG MEN!!!
I forgot that part. White young viril hot men.