It's a sorry state of affairs when pie can't be had for ready money at any time of the day or night in Albany, NY.
In high school I had a thing for these fruit pies. They are actually pretty disgusting compared to a real pie. But teenagers are a monsters of hormones and hunger.
@feloneouscat they only taste different if you can SEE them, I'm convinced.
@feloneouscat I ate a cherry one in the dark and had no idea it wasn't apple until I saw the bloodbath of my reflection...
#chewyourfood