In high school I had a thing for these fruit pies. They are actually pretty disgusting compared to a real pie. But teenagers are a monsters of hormones and hunger.
@feloneouscat I ate a cherry one in the dark and had no idea it wasn't apple until I saw the bloodbath of my reflection...
@feloneouscat they only taste different if you can SEE them, I'm convinced.
@JasonCrocker616 they are still out there, know you? I bought a box of the Minis - they are literally 3 bites