can't believe i'm on time to hear liz warren! damn that applause! #dnc

so Abbott just wanted to pardon a murderer because he condones hate crimes and doesn't actually give a fuck about women. what a surprise.

what the fuck? so is this like a "Ministry of Truth" right-wing misnomer, or are they actually going to teach the values of civic leadership and create even more left-leaning public officials?

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we'll also remember him as a rare voice of opposition to the Iraq war and the fact that he lost his show because of it

utter bullshit. that was self-defense, pure and simple. fuck that jury.

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holy SHIT Warnock's speech was NUTS. glad I stayed up for it! 💙 #dnc

NOT THE V FOR VENDETTA REFERENCE I'M SCREAMING 😂😂😂 #DNC

OH MY GOD JASMINE IS SERVING LEWWWWWKS!!! 😍 #dnc

this from the same guy who gave a speech at the RNC a month ago 🤨

so do people just fundamentally not understand dog psychology? do they refuse to grasp that when a dog comes tearing down the hallway barking at their heels and they just ignore it and walk out the door, that dog thinks "STRANGER HAS FLED, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! GOOD JOB, ME!"? because I don't know how anyone can stand to be barked at all the time and never try to figure out how to make it stop.

cool thing: I got on the radio to weigh in on wearing shorts to a job interview!

uncool thing: they didn't give me the chance to explain WHY. not only does a bodycon shirt, sweater and "dress" shorts sound uncoordinated as a whole, you're supposed to dress one level ABOVE the dress code at the job. if they're business casual, you wear business professional. it would honestly have been better to wear slacks and short sleeves than a sweater and shorts.

this is too depressing. Republicans lie to Hispanics, insult them, and Hispanics vote MORE Republican?! Is there any group Republicans hate that won't abuse themselves by voting Republican?

JD's Mom threw out the papasan
He fucked the couch, the armchair and divan
JD can't be seen at IKEA or Ashley
I parodied this song cause I feel bad for JD's Mom
--Fountains of Wang

bonus points if this runs next to "pictured: a 59 year old woman and a 60 year old man" 🤭

LMAO no shit she didn't meet him, he knows we all know he met with Trump asking for the exact same thing right? what a fucking grotesque opportunist.

we're going to lose the election hahahahaha WHY WOULD THEY FUCKING ANNOUNCE THIS?! we're going to lose in November and Trump is going to sell Israel fucking NUKES or just straight up nuke Gaza himself and I fucking hate this timeline hahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHA [ENDLESS SCREAMING]

I remember when we thought body cams would stop police brutality, because surely cops would not commit wanton murder knowing they were being recorded. 🤡

now it's clear the only solution is to completely dismantle the police state and rebuild it from the ground up. we cannot expect an institution born of racism & brutality to magically stop engaging in racism & brutality.